What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?